Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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