I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
kristin has been a bad kristin
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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