Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
True college students do jello shots in the library
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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