he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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