may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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