it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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