you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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