omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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