I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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