What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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