And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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