I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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