I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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