So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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