I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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