i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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