In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
