And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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