Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need water and some morals
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
