Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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