So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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