If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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