It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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