It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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