She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
