you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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