The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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