he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
