Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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