As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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