We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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