How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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