How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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