So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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