I'm going to rape someone's good day.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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