walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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