Christians are straight up FREAKS
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Holy shit dude........stairs
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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