I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
