you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
im holly from the hills drunk
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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