bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I have post one night stand depression
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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