He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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