just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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