Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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