After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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