We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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