I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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