i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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