Your dad touched me again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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