from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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