I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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