Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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